Sunday, April 2, 2023

Tchotchke porn

After my 87 year-old grandmother's death, we found pornography among her things. I'm sure this sort of thing happens more often than we'd like to admit, and as much as I wish to spare my family the inevitable ignominy by discretely sweeping this shameful discovery under my grandmother's equally horrible burnt orange shag carpet, I think this may be an opportunity to help others who may find themselves in a similar predicament. Should you discover such filth hidden in the back of your grandparent's bottom drawer, please know that you are not alone. 

Tourist tchotchke: Michelangelo's David